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Showing posts with label oysters. Show all posts

Sunday, June 6, 2010

The Squirts

So you're not pregnant.

So that gives you the license to eat all the raw oysters and sushi you can at a 5-star hotel buffet.

So I did cos that's at least one privilege I have for not being pregnant.

Nausea.

Diarrhea.

Food Poisoning.

Learn From My FAIL.

Life screws with you every way it can.