WHAT? (See my avatar-My eyes popped out like that!)
Could I have ovulated?
NOPE.
My BBT hasn't risen.
And 4 days ago the eggs were still very, very tiny. Could they have grown in leaps and bounds and ovulated
all within 4 days?
HIGHLY UNLIKELY. (In other words, FAT CHANCE!)
And I thought I might see a fat ripe follicle growing today too. Ppphhhhffft!
Dr.NeverGiveUp says they may have dissolved due to lack of hormonal stimulation. Or something like that.
He's changing my herbal formula to boost my hormones.
And what was that tiny cramping 2 days ago that resulted in some spotting hours later?
He tells me it could be ovulation pain.
HUH?
But I thought I couldn't have ovulated? Is he trying to be optimistic here?
And he tells me that the cyst last month has disappeared!
WHAT CYST?
He never told me that I had one.
Could some aliens have abducted all my eggs? And cyst too? That would be a convenient explanation. It would be nice to know for once that it wasn't my fault my eggs disappeared.
SO NOW I AM ALL CONFUSED.
And Dr.NeverGiveUp wants us to continue boinking like I might just have ovulated. I'm feeling so emotionally dejected now, but I've still got to get the sexy game going tonight. Doctor's orders!
Aaaarrrrgghhhhhh!
(Note to self: Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Happy Girl =Happy Hormones.
Think Zen.
Feel Zen.
Be Zen.
My name is not RagingLunaticUpsetMadGirl..
I am Zengirl...)
2 comments:
Yikes, I am feeling like RagingLunaticUpsetMadGirl today too.
Zen girl is much more inviting.
Is it possible that your follies will grow and you will have a late ovulation? Could the spotting be from all of your boinking? Just saying.
Sorry your dealing with such a frustration cycle. Your post did make me laugh though, thanks!
LOL, love the cartoon. Who knows all the pills you are taking may have helped you ovulate. What else could explain the spotting.
Hoping for the best.
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