Problems Getting Pregnant? Try This...

You've tried making a baby au natural.

But it hasn't worked. So,

You try Pre-seed.

You try taking fertility supplements.

You try charting and timed sex.

You try elevating your hips for 2 hours after sex.

You try having an orgasm after elevating your hips to suck sperm in.

You try Clomid.

You try Fertility Yoga and seeing a psychic.

You try positive thinking.

You try flushing your tubes clear.

You try IUI and IVF.

You try acupuncture and TCM.

You try taking chinese herbs.

You try detoxing.

You try clearing your energy channels and chi gung exercises.

You try the TCM diet.

You try timing your cycle with the lunar cycle.

You try meditating.

You try praying.

You try keeping a lucky charm on you while you have sex.

You try sleeping with the moonbeam shining on you. 

And it STILL HASN'T WORKED! 

What else can you possibly try?


Well, look no further! 


Introducing....

Yes! That's right! Let's all hypnotize ourselves into getting pregnant!

(We found this ad in our newspaper. No kidding!)